IT NEVER ENDS – Cookie Clicker (Part 1 of 1)
Kakujo
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Around the time you get the really big constructs, the game begins to take a rather dark turn. While the messages at the top previously conveyed joy and beginnings, they now spell doom and madness at the hand of the cookie empire, all while the milk slowly turns red and the grandmas spout such phrases as “You could have stopped it.”, “You disgust me.” and “It’ll all be over soon.” Deceptively deep on many levels, I should say.
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all 4 by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
and Spending All My Time by Perfume
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18.03.2022
I'm playing cookie clicker on the xbox one and I have 7.500 million cookies and it keeps rising
I can't believe you played this. I've been making over 8 trillion cookies per second legit for quite a while.
Truly this is what life is about. An endless stream of cookies being grown on farms, baked by grandma armies, and mined out of caves. Wait, what?
Oh and just a grandma-pocalypse
Oh yes, cookie clicker. Let the carpal tunnel begin! Yes, let the cookies flow and flood the world with sweetness and unleash the grandma-pocalypse. Submit thyself to the greatness that is cookie clicker and never…look…back… Mwahahaha….
I demand a Kakujo comic involving a grandma army
I played this… My family disowned me
The game I've been addicted to for the past few weeks. Thanks for doing this.
I like this. This is cool.
And as the cookies blot out the sun. And the final grandmother, twisted and broken by the hubris of man, removes the last cookie sheet from the oven, singing the song that ends the earth. As the mines collapse, the farms fetter, and the factories crumble. As you will look upon your hands, filled with the black sludge of chocolate chip, your mind will briefly remember C.O.R.E., Pwaff, and Gun. And as even they twist and contort by the chaos, you will realize-
You shouldn't have done that.
And by the end of this video, Kakujo realized that he had been undergoing a mental breakdown and started baking cookies until he had the power to bake the golden cookie. Get well soon.
Sorry Kakujo, the only music playing in the maw of madness is the corrupted, inverted, Song of Time. Done in film noir, as th̨e͞ co̢lo͜r ̵fades t͜o͢ ̵b̶l̷a̛ck͡s a̵͙̰̭n͙̯͟d̬̟̠͘ ̯̼w̺̜ͅh҉̠̞i̗t̨͎͍̜͍e̴̼̥̼͖̺̲ͅs̴̠̥̠̝̯̭,̹̰̘̟̣̝́ͅ ̴̦̖̺t̙h̥̬̤ͅe̙̖n͔̘͔͙̟͇ ͚̜͈̦̤̼tó̻̤̭̘̻ ͉͉̞p̨͚̼ḙn̺̥̠͕͓͇̫͡c҉̥̙͓i͓̹̣̳͔͠l c̡r̰̼̺͖͉̖o̰͓̰͈̝͍͚s̭͇͡ͅs͔̤̬͍͕̙ͅh͏̰̥a̼͔̣̣̯̥t͇ch̥͕̩̱̱i͓̟͍͠ǹ͚̠̫̮̳͉g.̺̙̯̭̜̺.̠͓ͅͅ.̩̣̱̫̭͓̜
T̓͋͝h̢͍e̗̩͉̞͓ͭ̏̚n̡͇̙͚̭͙̲͛̽͐̌̾ ̖̞͔̰̬̋̑͌̐͗n̬̫͂̂͆̽͟o̦͙̺̣̟͈ͅt̼̗̞̰͓ͣh̹̪͕̳ͣͧ̇ͨ̈́i̽̊n̶̦̬̦̺̮ͮg̮̰ͩ͋ͪ́ͬ..̸̳͎̽̉ͅ.͇̺̖̳͉̯̳ͤ͋̒ͪ̊ͨ̃̕
2001, Cookie Odyssey.
Pumpkin Spice Cookie with devil horns appears on your shoulder: Oh come on Kakujo, Who needs C.O.R.E and others who will not be mentioned, You now are living the big life, COOKIE MONOPOLY, GRANDMA'S ON YOUR PAY ROLE, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM KAKUJO, RULE THE UNIVERSE!
oh my goodness my friend was playing this like 2 hours ago when i skype called him
The title is so fucking ironic
Best gaming channel. :')
Justin, you are so delightfully creepy!
I was screaming at the screen at 4:59
GET THE GOLDEN COOKIE, OR I'LL CLICK IT FOR YOU.
Subbed X3
I have the achievement: Click Really REALLY fast
you make people hate this game.. dislike.
youre gonna dislike this comment i know.
Yeah..its very deep…Grandma Betray you to take over the world…Factory Workers leave for being paid in cookies..
Subbed
You can play this on the xbox web browser
i make 133 million cookies a sec and 5.5 million cookies per click. I dont have a life. XD
the milk turning red isn't because of the grandmapocalypse. it's raspberry milk.
nice =)
me and my twin cousin are VERY ALIKE