Cookie Clicker – Hey Ash Whatcha Playin’?
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Capitalism you can taste!
Season 5 – Episode 06
Season 5 – Episode 06
Cookie Clicker – Hey Ash Whatcha Playin’?
By Anthony Burch, Ashly Burch, and Justin Yngelmo
Credit Music: “The Massacre” by FantomenK
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18.09.2021
Tiny Tina: Cookie Chocolate!!
Technically they supported the system when they bought the cookies or chocolate, not when they ate them. Buying food that you wont eat is actually more offensive to those who have to go without food. IF you already bought the cookies but don't want to eat them because A. you feel bad about the slavery thing and B. Obesity is an epidemic in America and eating poorly is an addiction then you should give the cookies to someone who cant afford food. BUT those people probably already eat poorly because fast food is cheaper than healthy food. Which is why so many poor people are also obese. In other words life is pain and it is impossible to live without hurting someone. "To live is not an innocent thing" -Anatole France
I specifically buy every kind of food with palm oil in it. You can really taste the dead orangutans.
There's no such thing as ethical consumption under capitalism
Sweet and slavery is the funniest thing I've heard in my whole life
the chrono trigger video…… explains everything.
This episode is hella awesome
Triggered
Slavalicious
Is this game Rated R?
sweet and slavery, who wrote that? You made me laugh.
MMMMMMM Tastes like tears.
Aw man, direct slave syrup o(>3<)o
Alright if my gf can quote Game Grumps in random conversation, I'm quoting this video. I'm allowed.
She's still adorable!!!
Anthony would be a horrible person to have to live with lol
I like to call it "blood chocolate"
Between "exactly like oompa loompas," and "sweet and slavery," this is probably the best video about cookies ever.
"Mmmmm slavolicious!"
Same here ash.
SJW in a nutshell.
Lol. Enough said.
I know this makes me a horrible person but to me cruelty free food tastes godawful. I need like on a psychological level to know that suffering went into my food. awhile back when I worked at a pizza place one of my coworkers got third degree burns removing a pizza out of the oven with gloves or grabbers. anyway he tripped while carrying it and the cheese and toppings slid and we couldn't sell it. so I got to keep and eat it and you know what it was the best damn pizza I've ever eaten.
Now we know where her cookie went
I am so glad I found this channel— she is so awesome.
The script though. <3
"Sweet and slavory"
I, am the white pumpkin!
I fucking chocked on the “sweet and slavery” line
slavelicious
T_T
Seriously? Most of the chocolate I eat is from slave labor? This is the first I'm hearing this. Check the slavefreechocolate site, and the one with the scorecard.
It's not slavery if they get paid…
I love her soooo muchhhhhh!
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1:0
0:9
1:17 I think Papa was genuinely surprised at that
"pass me some slave juice" I honestly thought that was going to be Aunt Gemimas Syrup.
Isn't eating sweet and slavory cookies better? Then it wasn't for nothing :/
They need to bring tiny Tina in here am I right?
Papa Burch's face when he sees Ashly drink the chocolate syrup
After visiting the US and trying a lot of their brands of chocolate I can definitely agree that it tastes like tears compared to what I'm used to
Sigh buying those slave basically made those creepy Trump supporter CEO richer, dumber, and perverter.
sweet slavery is now just corny soy that murder your balls slowly
I swear to fucking God, 2020 better not cancel ash. Looking at you SJW assholes.
Taste like tears 🙂
Nobody say anything about this in 2020
No raisins in these cookies
Rewatching hawp in 2020. I need to save all these episodes before they get cancelled.
okay but slaves can still revenge on the people buying them by ;literally poop and pee in their produce procedure.
As long you don't mind slave's sweet shit, have at it. I wont have slave's shit
watching in 2021… this would get you cancelled now.. yikes..