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Cookie Clicker – Hey Ash Whatcha Playin’?

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Capitalism you can taste!
Season 5 – Episode 06

Cookie Clicker – Hey Ash Whatcha Playin’?
By Anthony Burch, Ashly Burch, and Justin Yngelmo

Credit Music: “The Massacre” by FantomenK

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  1. Technically they supported the system when they bought the cookies or chocolate, not when they ate them. Buying food that you wont eat is actually more offensive to those who have to go without food. IF you already bought the cookies but don't want to eat them because A. you feel bad about the slavery thing and B. Obesity is an epidemic in America and eating poorly is an addiction then you should give the cookies to someone who cant afford food. BUT those people probably already eat poorly because fast food is cheaper than healthy food. Which is why so many poor people are also obese. In other words life is pain and it is impossible to live without hurting someone. "To live is not an innocent thing" -Anatole France

  2. I specifically buy every kind of food with palm oil in it. You can really taste the dead orangutans.

  3. There's no such thing as ethical consumption under capitalism

  4. Sweet and slavery is the funniest thing I've heard in my whole life

  5. the chrono trigger video…… explains everything.

  6. sweet and slavery, who wrote that? You made me laugh.

  7. Alright if my gf can quote Game Grumps in random conversation, I'm quoting this video. I'm allowed.

  8. Anthony would be a horrible person to have to live with lol

  9. Between "exactly like oompa loompas," and "sweet and slavery," this is probably the best video about cookies ever.

  10. I know this makes me a horrible person but to me cruelty free food tastes godawful. I need like on a psychological level to know that suffering went into my food. awhile back when I worked at a pizza place one of my coworkers got third degree burns removing a pizza out of the oven with gloves or grabbers. anyway he tripped while carrying it and the cheese and toppings slid and we couldn't sell it. so I got to keep and eat it and you know what it was the best damn pizza I've ever eaten.

  11. I am so glad I found this channel— she is so awesome.

  12. I fucking chocked on the “sweet and slavery” line

  13. Seriously? Most of the chocolate I eat is from slave labor? This is the first I'm hearing this. Check the slavefreechocolate site, and the one with the scorecard.

  14. "pass me some slave juice" I honestly thought that was going to be Aunt Gemimas Syrup.

  15. Isn't eating sweet and slavory cookies better? Then it wasn't for nothing :/

  16. They need to bring tiny Tina in here am I right?

  17. Papa Burch's face when he sees Ashly drink the chocolate syrup

  18. After visiting the US and trying a lot of their brands of chocolate I can definitely agree that it tastes like tears compared to what I'm used to

  19. Sigh buying those slave basically made those creepy Trump supporter CEO richer, dumber, and perverter.
    sweet slavery is now just corny soy that murder your balls slowly

  20. I swear to fucking God, 2020 better not cancel ash. Looking at you SJW assholes.

  21. Rewatching hawp in 2020. I need to save all these episodes before they get cancelled.

  22. okay but slaves can still revenge on the people buying them by ;literally poop and pee in their produce procedure.

    As long you don't mind slave's sweet shit, have at it. I wont have slave's shit

  23. watching in 2021… this would get you cancelled now.. yikes..

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